Can everyone follow me on insta so I can have more followers than my boyfriends ex

Can everyone follow me on insta so I can have more followers than my boyfriends ex

can all twinks twerk

Your such a dumbass lol "whoever invented Chinese food is my hero"
Anonymous

Lol omg ikr. I’m s0 dumb LOL

is it weba buser or webab user
Anonymous

Web abuser

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

fajinas:

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

???????????????????????

he fine

I literally can’t even do that to my own hair..??? .. ??

Girls do poop!

impactings:

WELL JESUS CRUST I’M A LOAF AGAIN SO WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE THREE DAYS YOU WERE BREAD CAUSE THIS MOLDS GONNA LAST MORE THAN THE WEEKEND

WELL JESUS CRUST I’M NOT SCARED TO RYE I’M A LITTLE BIT SCARED OF WHAT CRUMBS AFTER

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse